Michele

This is Jarbunk!! OH NO!

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Tue, 09 Dec 2003 20:05:20 GMT

Oh my god, Jarbunk is writing an entry in this journal. Wooo!
Hehe.

Byeeeeeeeeee!

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Wed, 22 Jan 2003 00:13:02 GMT

What Tragic Entity Are You?
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Yep, thats me all right. hehe

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Thu, 05 Dec 2002 14:09:41 GMT

well i just found out that my boyfriend for a year has been cheating on me, that stupid son of a bitch. i cant beleive him. how dare he, i feel so used, im not just some bitch. k i will not waste my time on him any more. damnit

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Dec 2002 16:55:48 GMT

this weekend i was stiffed. a little boy named joe harmon was supposed to take me to the mall so i could go christmas freakin shopping. he tells me he has to go to he bank then he'll pick me up. so that was at noon. and i waited and waited for 4 hours which i couldve been napping during. he never came, it was a no call no show. waste of my whole day that bastard. then i find out that he went bowling and got a bowling ball thrown at his face and he got 10 stitches. serves him right
gotta go eat lunch now

ssnow!

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Mon, 02 Dec 2002 17:14:40 GMT

WOO snow day!! too bad im frekin sick. how gay. ya know thats how it always is isnt it. tss well ill just have to make the best outa it and sit on the couch like normal

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Fri, 22 Nov 2002 16:42:20 GMT

What's your sexual appeal?
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smellycat541@yahoo.com — Fri, 22 Nov 2002 14:25:20 GMT

i curled my hair yesterday and it looked pretty good if i do say so myself. but then i got to chemistry and this ass hole (Brian Dauer) told me that my hair looked like shit and it made him want to puke. i swear to god i would of puncherd him in the face right then and there, but my bitchy teacher was standing there and she likes him. it completly ruined my day.

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Wed, 20 Nov 2002 23:25:46 GMT

what punk rock goddess are you?
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smellycat541@yahoo.com — Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:37:40 GMT

Take the "How Do You Use Magic?" test! Written by Brimo

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:29:00 GMT

so i went to see haryr poter last nite and guess what. there was a bunch of frekin kids sitting in the back. wait not sitting, they were ALL OVER THE THEATER! me and Jarbunk almost killed them. it was the most annoying thing that could occure at a movie theatre( besides someone doing it in the row in front of you) that i have ever encountered. besides that the movie was quite good. the special effects were AWSOME!

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Fri, 15 Nov 2002 16:42:07 GMT

-Which Homestar Runner character are you?-
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the movies, my way

smellycat541@yahoo.com — Thu, 14 Nov 2002 14:19:38 GMT

ok this weekend i went to the movies with all my little cousins. the damn kids. i hate kids. they all are evil. so i got there and my mom instructs me to save 15 seats. well that was kind of hard since there was 300 fucking people in the theater. so im sitting there all by myself and this fat guy with 3 kids asks if he can sit there. im like um no this whole row is saved. so he gets all pissed off and tells me that i am not allowed to save seats and he sits his fat ass down. so my aunt asks where all my little cousins are gonna sit and i go I DONT KNOW THERE GONNA HAVE TO SIT ON THE FLOOR I GUESS. really loud so he could hear me loud and clear. so he gets off his fat ass and moves to the front, " YEA THATS RITE, THE FRONT". so then another family attempts to plant their fat ass down and i dont care at that point so they succeed in sitting. now i only have 10 seats and a whole lot of little bastards at my neck. so the movie starts and i end up with my cousin camryn(dont ask about the name) shes 2 and she smells. so anyways its like 300 fucking degrees in the theater because of everybodys disgusting breath molecules everywhere, surrounding me, suffocating me. so, camryn starts to sweat. so i get hot and take off my speater my only protection from 2 year old dribble. and wouldnt ya know it the 2 year old starts dribbling. she takes the CAFFINATED pop and tips it at a 90 degree angle. of course since flix is cheap and they have shitty tops the pop thinks it is cool enough to spill on me and goes all over me, and the dribbling 2 yr old. so i of course was oblivious of her tipping the pop and all of a sudden i feel my pants dampen. she of course just happens to be diaperless that day, so in return i think she leaked on me. i gave her to my ma nad told her to take her to the bathroom, so she did and now my pants i find out are not full of pee but of coca cola. terriffic i say. just terrific. and so to conclude my day i had to drive my cousin matt home and he just had to reiterate the WHOLE movie to me for lets say, half an hour.